This weekend, LADD held the first ever modern Roller Derby Banked Track tournament. It was quite the production, as Texas, San Diego, Orange County and Team Awesome (a compilation of the best flat track skaters in the country) came to the Doll Factory for two days of derby madness.
I skated for the LA "B" team - the LA Golden Girls (We are the "Bea" team, like Bea Arthur - get it!? Well, our shirts were hilarious at least).
That is Bea Arthurs face - and the bottom say's "Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like BEA?"
In our first game, we rolled over Orange County 80something to 20something - but we met our match in the second game. San Diego, who was recently destroyed by over 100 points by the LA Ri-ettes, were back for payback. It was a super tight game, and we thought we had clinched it with a two pointer in the last jam. But then the mysterious "major penalty in a last jam rule" came up, and they took our two points away. And San Diego got to jam again - and we didnt have a jammer. And then we lost. And it really sucked - we were doing our victory lap when they called us down to explain the rule.
So the Golden Girls did not get to skate on Sunday for third place against Texas. But the Ri-ettes had made it to the Championship game against Team Awesome - and that awful rule came up again! This time - the Ri-ettes had a major that gave TA a chance to jam unopposed for the lead, but then TA had a major, and then there were the mysterious five "ghost points" awarded to TA, and then finally the Ri-ettes pulled off a jam without a major to win by one point! But all the back and forth with the reffing caused major skater on ref and fan on ref drama - people started throwing things on the track! It got ugly. Anyway, that was a lot of roller derby lingo - but LA pulled it out!
And now we are on hiatus, and I don't have to skate or think about roller derby for six weeks! I think it will be about four days before I am getty antsy to skate again. But the time off will be nice - I plan on doing "summery" things...
Jammer chase! Photo by kustomkulterphoto.
Some members of the LA Golden Girls